Fight zombies, not muscle
To build muscle, you’ve got to constantly chug protein. But why stop at protein? It can also shake pre-workouts, MRPs, pancake mixes, clandestine cocktails (nobody will know), and so much more.
LEAK PROOF GUARANTEE
Other shakers spring more leaks than a one-year-old. Imagine packing a shake for the gym, work, or school, only to later discover that the top popped open in transit. (It’s only funny when it happens to someone else.) The amazing worry-free lid technology on this bottle stays secure no matter how many times you shake, rattle or roll the bottle.
Besides leaks, few things in life are more disturbing than when lumps form in your protein shake or (gasp) the powder settles to the bottom. This bottle solves that first-world problem for good with a patented wire whisk made of corrosion-resistant surgical steel. It cuts through even clumpy plant-based protein powders like a knife through warm butter. The invention of the light bulb seems amateurish by comparison.